Dear Stupid People...

If you have read my Ad in the East Bay Express and have dedudced that I am a call girl you are dead wrong. I'm not a whore I only play one on TV. If you are about to pick up the phone at 1a.m. and request me to meet you- STOP. You will only wake up my kids and annoy my husband.

Mr India- Your mother in Mubai would be ashamed. Please stop calling.
Oaktown Vatos- Orale pendejo! Yo no soy una puta!
Married Sad fuck in 925- Can't you read?

Discount Ho's in 2009

Times are tough so I'm slashing prices on all my products! Check the shop page for details! XOXOX

PS: Happy Birthday Kate!

Playgirl's May Issue

A big Thanks to Playgirl for supporting HOTG and for these great pics of their raffle winners.

Urban Socialite

White Suit!

I've had this obsession with wanting a white suit for years. I was at Nordstrom rack yesterday and this white goddess of a suit in my size laid itself in my path. I guess because I'm a Mom, I dream of the day I can wear something that won't be covered in Cheeto fingers by the end of the day. I wore it today to an important luncheon. I'll let you guys decide..I hope I did'nt fall into the Diane Keaton category..or even worse: John Travolta!

German Cosmo!

Many thanks to German Cosmo for their generous inclusion of one of my Ho kits for their article on one night stands. I wish I could read it! It's good, ya?

New Year- New Thongs!

I have chosen a new thong brand and style for my ho kits. The last style ran really small so I had to find a new style that didn't fit only 12 yr olds (or chicks from LA) I chose a Bella Brand string thong and have included the typographic version of my logo so it now reads "Ho on the Go" under the logo.
Also, I have switched to Durex brand condoms thanks to feedback from all my wonderful customers.
Check the website for more changes like: automatic gift wrapping on all orders.

Look for HOTG in February's issue of NYLON and possibly in an upcoming Playgirl issue. Thank You guys!!!